The Bike Comics
Show will be on view at Black Dog Cafe, corner of 4th and
Broadway, in downtown Saint Paul, from June 1-30, 2012. The opening
reception will be on Friday, June 8, at 7pm to celebrate Twin Cities
Bike Walk Week. The show will consist of drawings, cartoons and comics
about bicycles by local artists Ken Avidor, Roger Lootine and me.
Summit Brewing has promised us 4 cases of free beer, so come early,
check out some comic art and have a beer while supplies last. You can
see a poster for the show at--
http://www.andysinger.com/bike_comics_show_poster.jpg
I'm going to India in November
(2011) to witness Carfree Day in
Mumbai and do artwork for The Greenmile Foundation, its chief organizer
and sponsor. You can check out their website at--
http://www.carfreeday.org.in/
I'll post a few pictures on facebook when I get back.
I will be exhibiting and selling stuff at SPRINGCON-- May 21 & 22
(2011) at the Minnesota State Fairgrounds in the Grandstand
(1265
Snelling Avenue, Saint Paul, MN 55108), 10am-5pm both days. This is an
annual comicbook convention hosted by the Midwest Comic Book
Association with artists, vendors, exhibitors, and crazy people walking
around in superhero costumes. It's lotsa fun. I'll be sharing a table
with David Steinlicht, Crop Art guru and creator of "In This Corner,"
"High Horse" and other comics. Come visit us!
4 PAGES IN A NEW BOOK!
I have 4 pages in the new book "Superheroes, Strip
Artists & Talking Animals" by Britt Aamodt:

It's a collection of short biographies and cartoons by 23 Minnesota
Cartoonists including Kirk Anderson, Ken Avidor, Roger Lootine, Terry
Beatty, Peter Gross, Will Dinski, and many others. The book is
published by Minnesota Historical Society Press. You can get a copy at:
mhspress.org
I WILL BE AT MCBA SPRINGCON
I will be at the annual comic convention at the
state fairgrounds' "Grandstand" on May 15th and 16th, from 10am to 5pm
both days, selling original sketches (for just $5), books and other
stuff. Come visit my table and hang out. Save me from the superhero
costumed masses!
iPhone App available for my
cartoons!
Daryl Cagle and his site
"Politicalcartoons.com" is now offering an iPhone app for my cartoons
that will enable you to get the latest cartoons and past cartoons on
your iphone. See--
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/andy-singer-cartoons/id356087365?mt=8
If you don't wanna blow the 99 cents, contact me. I
have a few promotional codes for it that will allow you to download it
for free.
I WILL BE AT MCBA FALLCON
I will have a table at the annual comic convention at the State
Fairground's "Grandstand" on October 10th and 11th. Come visit, yak
with me and buy some books, or original art. The entrance to the
Fairgrounds and Grandstand is at 1265 Snelling Avenue.
Also, speaking of
original art, the Comicopolis show (mentioned below) has been extended
thru Fallcon weekend to at least October 16th. If you haven't checked
it out, it's an excellent show with some great deals on original comic
art. See it before it disappears!
COMICOPOLIS
"FrameUps" gallery in Minneapolis is hosting a show
of comic art. It will feature original drawings by myself, Kirk
Anderson, Ken Avidor, Roger Lootine, Shannon Brady, Kevin Cannon, Will
Dinski, Brittney Sabo, David Steinlicht and Steven Stwalley. All
originals will be for sale ...as well as books and mini-comics by all
the participants.
The opening reception will be Friday evening, August 28th from 6-9pm. The show will run through
Friday, October 16th. FrameUps is located at:
4325 Nicollet Ave. S
Minneapolis, MN 55409
Come hang out and see the show! For more info go to--
http://www.frameups.net/
My trip to the INAUGURATION ...and
MMAA going out of business:
The Funny Times sent me to Washington DC in January
to do a 2-page comic about the Inauguration. It appears in the current
(March, 2009) issue. I hope to post the comic in April or May. There's
an account of my 5 day experience on the Funny Times website, complete
with photographs. Check it out at--
http://www.funnytimes.com/inauguration_1.php
In mid January, the Minnesota Museum of American Art abruptly closed
down due to the economy and a lack of funding. It prematurely ended
the "Hot Ink" show (described below). It is unclear whether and where
the MMAA will reopen. Check their website (below) for details.
"HOT INK: Comic Art in Minnesota"
is a show of cartoon
originals and comic books at the Minnesota Museum
of American Art in downtown Saint Paul. It features work by 16 local
artists including myself
and is on display through March of 2009. In addition to originals
on the walls, the museum put couches, reading lamps and a coffee table
full of contributor comics in the middle of the gallery. I post a few
photos below. If you get a chance, check it out. I spent over two hours
reading through just some of what's on display. Best of all, it's FREE!
For
more information
check out the MMAA's website at--
http://www.mmaa.org/


October
4th and 5th, I shared a table with Kirk Anderson at the
Minnesota Comic Convention at the State Fair Grandstand. Kirk was the
editorial cartoonist for the Pioneer Press for over 6 years and did the
comic "Banana Republic" for the Minneapolis Star Tribune. Here he is
freaking out at all the adults walking around in super hero costumes--

CARTOON SHOW at
Black Dog Cafe and Wine Bar, August 15th-- September 10th
In honor of the upcoming RNC convention, I just put
up a show of over 40 political cartoons at Black Dog Cafe in downtown
Saint Paul. I am sharing the space with the Minneapolis Poster
Offensive, who is showing 30 of its posters. There will be a reception
for both shows on Friday, August 29th
from 5pm until we all pass out. I will be selling books, original
cartoons, sketches and other stuff.
Below are some photos of the show, as I set it up. For more information
on the location of Black Dog and the two shows see these two links--
http://www.blackdogstpaul.com/events/news-73.shtml
http://www.blackdogstpaul.com/events/news-13.shtml
Check it out!
THE MINNESOTA DFL PARTY
DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT TRANSIT
...and amusing Senator Steve Murphy Doublespeak
(5/7/08, by Andy Singer)
By politicizing the I-35 bridge collapse and blaming it on a lack of
road funding, the State Democratic Party (DFL) and the Minnesota
Department of Transportation (MnDOT) managed to pass 660 million
dollars per YEAR in new highway funding over Governor Pawlenty's veto.
Of course a lack of funding had nothing to do with the bridge collapse.
The real cause of the collapse was that MnDOT put 8 lanes on a bridge
designed for 4 (in two separate lane
expansions), leading to a failure of gusset plates on the bridge. See
the NTSB report-- http://www.ntsb.gov/Recs/letters/2008/H08_1.pdf
Even if lack of maintenance had been an issue, MnDOT has plenty of
money. It simply choses to spend this money on new construction
projects and lane expansions rather than on maintenance. This is the
conclusion of independent audits by the Minneapolis Star Tribune and
the Minnesota Legislative Auditor. The Minneapolis Star Tribune said
(quote)--
"A 10-year review of spending at the Minnesota Department of
Transportation (MnDOT) shows that money for road and bridge
construction has gone up every single year, no matter the state's
economic straits. In 1997 the state spent $368 million on road and
bridge construction. By 2007, it had soared to $760 million."
..."Compare that with operation and maintenance of said roads and
bridges, which stood at $213 million in 1997 and, by 2007, with a few
dips and peaks, hit (just) $218 million."
(August 11, 2007 Star
Tribune, formerly at--)
http://www.startribune.com/dynamic/mips_mobile_story.php?story=1357484
The Minnesota Legislative Auditor’s report confirmed the Star Tribune
account, saying that
“…despite MnDOT's ‘preservation first’ policy, more than half of
highway construction spending since 2002 has gone toward system
expansion and less toward preservation.”
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2008/02/19/transpoaudit/
So all of the DFL's $660 million gas tax increase will probably go
towards the construction of new pet highway projects in suburban and
rural DFL districts ...or it will free up other money for
these projects. To buy off urban DFL legislators, the DFL chair of the
Senate Transportation committee, Steve Murphy, agreed
to throw in a metro sales tax for transit that will amount to less than
$100 million per year (a sixth of what was given to highways).
Unfortunately, Governor Pawlenty's veto of $70 million in bonding
for the Central Corridor LRT threatens to nullify the new transit
funding ...and the DFL is blaming Pawlenty for potentially killing the
Central Corridor project.
...But then the DFL then turns around and offers to spend $100 million
on a new parking for the Mall of America!!! Hello! In a year or two,
nobody is going to use this new parking lot and fewer people will drive
to Mall of America as gas may well cost $5 or $6 per gallon. Based on
rising gas prices, peak oil and global warming, the legislature should
be doing everything it can to create automobile alternatives and help
people reduce their driving. Instead the DFL is paying to build more
highways and parking spaces. The message is clear-- they've got $100
million for a parking lot but can't find $70 million for Central
Corridor LRT. Outside the metro area, the DFL clearly doesn't give a
damn about transit ...and if the Central Corridor project fails to get
funding, the DFL shares a large part of the blame.
Amusingly, last week, the presidential candidates exchanged barbs over
McCain's and Clinton's proposal for a Federal gas tax holiday this
summer. Obama rightfully pointed out that the "tax holiday" was a
gimmick that would mean very little to average drivers and would cut
off funding and jobs for road (and transit) projects. McCain replied,
also rightfully, that many of these highway projects amounted to
unnecessary legislative pork and diverted money away from maintaining
existing roads and bridges. He then went on to (wrongfully) blame a
lack of maintenance for the I-35 bridge collapse. Geeze, I wonder if he
got that idea from Democrats like Senator Steve Murphy? ...who also
blamed
the collapse on a lack of funding (back in August of last year), saying
that--
"We're going to
have to swallow
the bitter pill, take the political hit and raise these revenues,"
Murphy said, adding that another bridge collapse "is a likelihood, and
we don’t want that."
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,291947,00.html
"...years of underfunding our transportation
infrastructure has contributed to its degradation. I've called upon our
leaders to have the courage to publicly support the increased
transportation revenue needed to ensure that our roads and bridges are
safe."
http://www.startribune.com/opinion/commentary/11150726.html
Afraid of lawsuit liability for the bridge collapse and/or for
political reasons, all the Minnesota politicians rushed to criticize or
correct McCain's remarks. In a moment of complete reversal and double
speak, Steve Murphy said to MPR--
"In no way, shape or form does it look like (the bridge collapse has)
been a lack of
resources. Now, there may be have been some judgment
calls along the way that may have precipitated the collapse of the 35W
bridge, but we don't know that, and we certainly can't put our finger
on the lack of money."
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2008/05/01/pawlenty/
AKKKKKKK!!!!!
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE
SIERRA CLUB BOARD OF DIRECTORS
(4/10/08, by Andy Singer)
Dear Sierra Club Board,
I want to bring an extremely important environmental issue to your
attention. It is an issue that the Sierra Club's board has failed to
adequately address and I would appreciate your response as to how you
might address it. It is a complicated issue to articulate that involves
highway building and financing issues, so my letter is long. Please
bear with me.
To understand the problem, I first need to give you some background. I
will include links to various other sources and articles if you wish to
verify what I'm saying or investigate the issue further.
In the United States, the transportation sector is perhaps the biggest
source of particulate pollution and greenhouse gases. It is also a
major source of water-pollution, species extinction and a host of other
environmental problems. For the most part, "transportation" in this
country equals "cars". By some estimates, one out of every seven
barrels of oil pulled out of the ground around the world is burned up
on American highways. To address this, the Sierra Club and most major
environmental groups have overwhelmingly focused on three things: 1.
increasing "CAFE" (Corporate Average fuel Economy) standards; 2.
alternative fuels and; 3. increased emission standards. While this is
good, as far as it goes, there are several problems with this approach.
First, environmentally friendly alternatives to gasoline simply don't
exist. At the moment, almost all "alternative" fuels create more
greenhouse gases and pollution than they save. The corn or other
agricultural products used to make ethanol require huge amounts of
water, pesticide, fertilizers and mechanical energy to be grown,
harvested and processed. According to Michael Pollan and others it
takes almost a half-gallon of oil to produce a bushel of corn and more
energy to process the mash into ethanol. So the net savings in fuel,
greenhouse gas emissions and pollution is almost non-existent. Add to
this the upward pressure on food prices and the clearing of land (often
rainforest) for planting ethanol crops and ethanol ends up being worse
than just burning fossil fuel. Only biofuels that are manufactured from
industrial or agricultural waste products can reduce greenhouse gas
emissions ...and technology for the mass-production of these is at
least a decade from being ready. Also, the quantities of ethanol that
can be produced from waste are no where near what is required to meet
to current consumption levels. http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=18784732
Hydrogen is not an energy source but is merely a very inefficient
battery, meaning that you must put more energy into it than you get out
of it (as compared to traditional electric batteries). Whether the
hydrogen is "environmentally friendly" depends on how the energy used
to create it is manufactured. Right now the energy is made from nuclear
power and coal. Because energy is lost converting the electricity to
hydrogen (and back), hydrogen thus produces more greenhouse gases or
toxins than fossil fuels. If it is made more efficient and the energy
is generated from solar or wind power, then it has potential. But
again, this is decades away from happening at a mass-produced scale.
Traditional batteries used in hybrid cars are enormously toxic to the
environment, use up finite rare mineral resources (for anodes, cathodes
and plastic housings) and require a lot of energy to produce and
dispose of. The newer Lithium-ion batteries developed for plug-in
hybrids are better but still have issues that need to be resolved. At
best, hybrids are a "conservation method" that can reduce the growth in
transportation energy consumption and greenhouse gas emission. They are
not a solution, however, as they don't deal with the growth in "Vehicle
Miles Per Person" (something I'll explain shortly).
This leads to the second more important problem with the Sierra Club's
focus on CAFE standards and alternative fuels. It ignores the fact that
over 40% of the greenhouse gas and pollution that a car creates is
created in its manufacture and disposal. (Study
by the Environment and Forecasting Institute in Heidelberg, Germany).
Huge amounts of energy and
petroleum must be used to forge the steel in a car's frame and make the
plastics in its interior, body and tires. While a car's metal parts can
be
recycled, the plastic and tires (now numbering in the billions) choke
our landfills and often catch fire. Furthermore, greenhouse gas and
pollution are created in the manufacture of the concrete, asphalt and
roads themselves. All this pavement displaces greenspace and becomes a
heat sync for solar energy, further contributing to global warming.
The paving of the US (and the planet) for cars is proceeding at a
breathtaking pace. The automobile's inherent need for space-- to
maneuver, drive and park-- creates spread-out, inefficient, land-use
patterns that waste space and can only be negotiated by car. No matter
what fuel you run a car on, you cannot change this basic fact-- that
cars create sprawl. Sprawl, in turn, increases "Vehicle Miles Per
Person" (VMP), which now stands at over 14,000 miles per year, per
driver (double what it was 25 years ago). Sooner or later, the growth
in VMP will overwhelm any savings that you can create with increased
CAFE standards or alternative fuels. The Sierra Club and environmental
groups have failed to seriously address the growth in highway building
and sprawl and they have failed to take on the state highway
departments that enable it. Besides increasing VMP, highways have
gutted our cities, divided habitats and destroyed the kind of dense,
walkable, bikeable communities that are necessary to make public
transit effective.
Therefore, the only way to really address transportation sector climate
change and pollution is to reduce automobile use. The only way to do
this is to stop building new highways and new highway lanes and put
this money into transit and automobile alternatives. While local Sierra
Club chapters may oppose individual highway projects, the national (and
state) Sierra Club organizations have a long history of aiding and
abetting highway construction. I'll give you two recent examples.
In California, the legislature and governor killed a bonding
proposition for high-speed rail and, in its place, balloted a 11.3
billion dollar bonding proposition for new highway construction. To buy
off the support of environmental groups, they threw in 4 billion
dollars for transit (only a third of highway spending)--
http://ca.lwv.org/lwvc/edfund/elections/2006nov/pc/prop1B.html
The Sierra Club (and League of Conservation Voters) quietly endorsed
the measure, which voters approved in November 2006. If the Sierra Club
and other environmental groups had vocally opposed it, they have enough
clout in California that it would not have passed. Instead they were
convinced to make a sorry compromise that will result in 11.3 billion
dollars in new paving, including awful projects like a new bore for the
Caldecott highway tunnel in the East Bay hills (which the local chapter
of the Club is opposing)--
http://www.ebbc.org/?q=node/401
In Minnesota, the Minnesota Department of Transportation (like CALTRANS
in California) is constantly agitating for more money. As in other
states, they will say that this money is for "maintenance" of existing
roads but this is a lie. In fact, they have dozens of new construction
projects going on around the state in any given year. In 2007 they
spent 3.5 times more money on expansion than maintenance. An August
11th piece in The Minneapolis Star Tribune said (quote)--
"A 10-year review of spending at the Minnesota Department of
Transportation (MnDOT) shows that money for road and bridge
construction has gone up every single year, no matter the state's
economic straits. In 1997 the state spent $368 million on road and
bridge construction. By 2007, it had soared to $760 million."
..."Compare that with operation and maintenance of said roads and
bridges, which stood at $213 million in 1997 and, by 2007, with a few
dips and peaks, hit (just) $218 million."
(August 11, 2007 Star
Tribune, formerly at--)
http://www.startribune.com/dynamic/mips_mobile_story.php?story=1357484
The Minnesota Legislative Auditor’s report confirmed the Star Tribune
account, saying that
“…despite MnDOT's ‘preservation first’ policy, more than half of
highway construction spending since 2002 has gone toward system
expansion and less toward preservation.”
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2008/02/19/transpoaudit/
In fact, MnDOT, as all state highway agencies, is a political and
financial juggernaut that gets what it wants out of the legislature.
When the I-35 bridge collapse occurred, MnDOT and the state Democratic
Party (a slave to state construction unions and engineering firms) went
on a full-court press to try and raise gas taxes. In Minnesota, as in
90% of U.S. states, gas taxes are dedicated to highway building in the
state constitution. So, if you increase fuel taxes, you automatically
increase highway building. MnDOT tried to blame the bridge collapse on
lack of money for road maintenance. However, the real cause was that
the agency put 8 lanes on a bridge designed for 4 (in two separate lane
expansions), leading to a failure of gusset plates on the bridge. See
the NTSB report-- http://www.ntsb.gov/Recs/letters/2008/H08_1.pdf
Even if maintenance had been an issue, the agency was spending the
lion's share of its dedicated funding on new construction so the issue
was not a need for money but how that money was being spent.
Nevertheless, using a compliant state (and national) media, MnDOT and
state Democrats were able to convince voters that the state needed to
raise gas taxes. Once again, to bribe the Sierra Club to go along with
a huge highway bill, they threw them (and other transit advocates) a
few crumbs for transit. In exchange for increasing state highway
spending by $660 Million per year, the legislature agreed to allow a
metro sales tax increase for transit that will ultimately amount to
less than $100 million. The state Sierra Club went along with this
horrific bargain and endorsed the highway bill. They joined "Progress
in Motion" a group funded primarily by asphalt companies and
construction unions. See the "List of Participants" at--
http://www.transportationalliance.com/progressinmotion/participants.htm
With the help of the Sierra Club, the gas tax passed over the
governor's veto by ONE VOTE! Again, if the Sierra Club had vocally
opposed the gas tax increase and demanded that the legislature deliver
a "clean" transit funding bill, not attached to a highway bill, the
highway bill would never have passed. Eventually, construction
interests in the state would have had to support transit funding (by
itself) or get nothing. Instead, the Sierra Club supported what will
amount to 6.6 billion dollars of new highway paving during the next 10
years. To add insult to injury, the governor and legislature have
recently turned around and cut off other bonding and legislative
funding to transit basically nullifying the transit sales tax increase.
I could tell you half a dozen other recent stories of state Sierra Club
chapters making sorry compromises with state highway departments and
legislatures that have either backfired or resulted in billions of
dollars in new highway construction.
The problem is the Sierra Club's national policy on transportation,
highways and land use. As it stands, the Club has just a vague
statement on transportation goals that says what the club supports but
does NOT say what it opposes. It allows state chapters too much wiggle
room to make bad compromises like the ones I described, even if they
are entirely contrary to the Club's stated goals. See--
http://www.sierraclub.org/policy/conservation/trans.asp
Compare the Transportation policy statement to the Club's policy on
offshore oil drilling, which clearly states in its own section that the
club "opposes development and protection of the oil resources of the
Outer Continental Shelf and any inland areas from which oil resources
cannot be extracted and transported to market without danger of
substantial environmental damage resulting." It then proceeds to give
specific conditions that must be met before any offshore petroleum
exploration can be supported by the Club--
http://www.sierraclub.org/policy/conservation/offshore.asp
These specific statements of opposition and specific conditions for
Club acquiescence limit state chapters from endorsing bad offshore
drilling deals in exchange for environmental offset bribes from state
officials. It is the same with the Club's policy on coal mining,
nuclear energy and many other issues, all of which spell out in no
uncertain terms what the club opposes.
What is needed in transportation is a similar, unequivocal policy
statement, enforced by the board, that the Club opposes any new highway
construction or FUNDING for new highway construction with no exceptions
(or unless very stringent conditions are met). The Club must demand
state transit funding bills that are "clean" and not attached to huge
increases in highway spending. The Club needs to recognize that State
Departments of Transportation and their billions in dedicated fuel
taxes, tab fees and MVSales taxes are Environmental Enemy Number One.
The club must advocate for state versions of the federal "ISTEA"
legislation (the Intermodal Surface Transportation Efficiency Act) that
will divert some portion of state gas taxes to transit. At the same
time, the Club must advocate for "fix it first" laws that bind state
DOTs to spending their dedicated funds exclusively on maintenance. The
national progressive transportation lobby group “Surface Transportation
Policy Partnership” has authored many studies on the need for "fix it
first" laws. Here's one from 2003-- http://www.transact.org/library/roadconditiondecoder.asp
If the club doesn't reign in state highway builders and road building,
the resulting increase in sprawl and Vehicle Miles Per Person will
overwhelm any achievements in CAFE standards or alternative fuels. The
club currently wastes its time and resources fighting individual
highway projects instead of fighting the funding (on a macro level)
that pays for those projects. I urge you to adopt new policy statements
on transportation and highways that specifically oppose new highway
construction and highway funding (unless, perhaps, very stringent "fix
it first" laws are enacted with the funding and a state DOT can prove,
by independent audit, that none of its money is going to new highway or
lane construction). Thank you for taking the time to read my letter. I
look forward to your response.
A SATIRE/PARODY PIECE I
SUBMITTED TO "THIS I BELIEVE"
...an
often serious and pretentious feature on National Public Radio
(Andy Singer, 3/19/07)
I believe in skepticism, …but I’m not sure.
I believe that needing to state your beliefs is a sign of fear and
insecurity.
I believe, if my life had some useful purpose, I wouldn’t be writing a
radio show to tell them about my beliefs.
I believe in Jerry Rubin’s saying, “Never trust anyone over 30.” …Which
is why I don’t trust myself.
I believe I’m not sure what I believe.
...But, most of all, I believe in humor. Specifically, I believe in the
kind of humor that gets to the core of a serious issue and then laughs
at it—the kind of humor that strips away pretensions, opens your eyes
and enables you to see the world in a new way.
I believe it’s important not only to laugh but to laugh at yourself and
allow others to laugh at you. Most politicians, orthodox religious
folks or people in positions of power don’t like to be laughed at.
Heck, most of us don’t like to be laughed at, including me. Don’t
laugh! The best comedians can laugh at themselves, however, and they
often derive their most incisive humor from this. I’m thinking of
people like Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Gilda Radner, Dave Barry,
Stephen Colbert, John Stewart, Mel Brooks, Tom Lehrer, and Paula
Poundstone. I LOVE you guys! You’ve helped me survive 41 years on this
planet.
Humor dissipates pain and anxiety. It’s gotten me through a lot of hard
physical and emotional times. When we stop laughing, the pain and
anxiety builds up inside us and we start acting crazy. It’s no
coincidence that repressive governments or religious groups often try
to censor humor. Eliminating laughter helps them keep their populations
under control. They go after cartoonists like Honoré Daumier,
comedians like Lenny Bruce or, more recently, Bill Mahr and Tom Toles.
They claim these humorists are “unpatriotic.” If they can’t arrest
them, they orchestrate hate-mail campaigns to try and get them fired
from the newspaper, radio show or TV outlet that publishes them.
Orthodox religious mullahs issue fatwas for their execution …all in an
effort to stop the laughter! Because nothing disarms power like humor
and satire.
…But maybe humor uselessly dissipates rage and energy that could be
better used to challenge
power and fix problems? As a
skeptic, I can’t be sure. We skeptics can’t be sure of anything …but,
on the bright side, we’re open to everything. Uh, where was I? …Oh
yeah... Humor is very personal. What one person finds humorous, another
might find revolting or insulting—like the campfire scene in the Mel
Brooks film “Blazing Saddles” or that scene in Monty Python’s “Holy
Grail,” where an academic historian is lecturing about medieval history
and a medieval knight on horseback rides by out of nowhere and kills
him! …Now THAT’s funny!
Lastly, I believe that humor is destroyed by any attempt to describe
it. So I’ll stop right here. Suffice it to say, I hope we all keep
laughing.
PERSONAL NEWS (Andy
Singer, 1/16/07)
I haven't been able to update the site or write and draw as frequently
as I'd like. This is because I'm enrolled in a one year paralegal
program, learning about Real Estate law, Intellectual Property law,
Civil and Criminal Litigation, Wills, Trusts, Probate, Healthcare Law,
Environmental Law and all that jazz. I did 12 credits in the fall and
currently have 4 credits for January Term. I start the last 12 credits
in February. Fun fun fun.
One interesting factoid I learned is this-- "In 2000, the Brookings
Institution estimated that at least 50 percent and possibly as much as
85 percent of the value of American companies is attributable to their
intangible assets, such as intellectual property." (Intellectual Property for
Paralegals, Deborah E. Bouchoux, Thompson, 2005). If true, this
means 50 to 85 percent of the American economy is essentially built on
thin air-- pure Enron-like smoke and mirrors. Companies routinely
conduct "Intellectual Property Audits," which attempt to assess the
value of a company's copyrights, trademarks, patents and trade secrets.
In many ways it is the ultimate form of "Creative Accounting" and a way
to artificially inflate a company's assets. Thousands of companies DO
inflate their assets and we see the huge sums of money paid for Google
or YouTube or AOL. ...But if technology changes or other countries,
companies or individuals start to ignore our patents, trademarks
or copyrights (or hack into trade secrets), the value of US companies
will plummet.
I also read a fun case-- Hustler
Magazine v. Fallwell, 485 U.S. 108 (1988), written by Former
Chief Justice William Rehnquist. The thought of Him, Sandra O Connor
and the high court seriously examining a fake advertisement describing
Jerry
Fallwell screwing his mother in an outhouse is very funny ...and the
opinion contains some great musings on the history of cartoons and
freedom of speech. Check it out!
"PATHOLOGICAL
NARCISSISM"
(Andy Singer, January 11, 2006)
In the last 4 years, many people have accused the
Democratic Party of
being "Wimpy" in its opposition to President Bush. In the first three
and
a half years of the Bush administration, this was certainly true. In
the
last year and a half, however, something quite different is happening.
Democrats like Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, Joe Biden, John Edwards and
others who supported the Iraq war are acting tougher and more hawkish
than
the Republicans.
I chalk it up to what psychologists call "Pathological
Narcissism".
This theory says that people don't want to think badly of themselves
and
those that they love. Sometimes, they become so afraid of self
criticism
that they build up elaborate lies or self-delusions to avoid having to
face their mistakes, traumas or short comings. When refusal to admit
wrong
causes a person (or Country) to become delusional it's called
"Pathological
Narcissism". The Psychologist M. Scott Peck (who died recently) wrote
about
this phenomenon in his book "People of the Lie" ...and felt like it was
the root of human evil. He was on the Congressional commission that
investigated
the Mai Lai Massacres during Vietnam. There he witnessed Pathological
Narcissism
on the scale of an entire Platoon, where many soldiers and commanders
who
participated in the massacres where simply unable to face up to what
had
happened.
Today, we face Pathological Narcissism on a national
level. President
Bush got a majority of Senate Democrats, the media, so-called liberals
like Christopher Hitchens, Thomas Friedman, Salman Rushdie and others
to
endorse his war ...and he got a majority of the US public to agree to
pull
the trigger. In so doing, he made us all complicit in his atrocity.
While
a majority of the public has woken up, many Democrats, pundits and
others
feel they must continue to defend the war or lose face. They argue that
"The war has simply been mismanaged", that "ousting Saddam was worth
it",
that "Saddam was acting like he had WMD", that "Our intelligence seemed
reliable", that "The possibility of WMD could, itself, justify what we
have
done".
In reality, however, we invaded a sovereign country on a
made-up pretext,
ignoring overwhelming international objections. In the process, we
killed five thousand of our own troops and perhaps a hundred thousand
Iraqi troops
and
civilians ...and we permanently maimed tens of thousands more. We have
now destabilized an entire country, plunging it into a partial civil
war
of car bombs and death squads. That's a tough pill to swallow.
Every nation has bad things that it just doesn't want to
admit. The
Turks don't want to admit they slaughtered Armenians. Israelis don't
want
to admit that they took Palestinian land by force in 1948 and 1968,
despite
their former prime minister Itzhak Rabin (and many others) admitting to
taking part in forced expulsions as young army officers. The US has
TONS
of stuff it doesn't want to admit-- what we did to native Americans, to
African Americans, to the Vietnamese, to Iranians, to the Nicaraguans
...the
list is endless. Now, many people, including leading Democrats are
having
a hard time admitting what we've done in Iraq.
As anyone who has gone through Alcoholics Anonymous or
any 12-step program
will tell you, the first step towards improving your life is to admit
your
mistakes to yourself and to other people. Only then can you face
reality
and make positive changes in your life. The Democrats and many others
need
to first admit they made a terrible mistake-- that a mixture of
manipulation,
fear and arrogant paternalism made them believe that they could impose
Democracy and "Regime Change" on another nation. We can't even solve
chronic
poverty in a single US city ...how could we possibly have invaded and
rebuilt
an entire Mideast nation about which we knew nothing?!? Once we admit
our
mistakes, we will be able to see the current situation for what it
truly
is and have the potential to improve it.
Hopefully the Democratic party will admit its mistakes,
do a little
soul searching and the "Pragmatists" (like Howard Dean, John Murtha,
Nancy
Pelosi, Ted Kennedy, Barbara Boxer and others) will come out on top. If
not, we are going to be in this mess for a long time to come.
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